Agent Giraffe

Agent Giraffe

It was a time of despair in Auckland. Ever since the animals escaped the zoo the city got overrun, children were eaten alive by the animals, adults taken out to sea then thrown overboard. I won’t say what happened to the government, it wouldn’t be suitable so I’ll just say they took a long nap.

With nobody to run the city it was mayhem It’s been mayhem for 15 years but one animal that raised above all others he never had a name but he was an agent. Agent Giraffe was his name.

He was used to these kinds of problems, he came all the way from hot Africa to help. He had a ginormous neck that reaches to the moon, with a v shaped head sitting on top of that neck. He is spotted all over with caramel spots the only part of his body you don't see is his torso and legs which are covered by his tuxedo that he always seems to be wearing.

Agent Giraffe set up base in the sewers because there wouldn’t be anyone down there except a couple of alligators but he quickly rid of them.

Meanwhile. “ Muhahahaha! Look at this servant, I made this super amazing laser that will blast the whole of New Zealand SKY HIGH!” Sugar screamed. “Oh wow that’s really great sir I-I’m sure e-everyone will be ecstatic w-with your breakthrough” stuttered Servant.

Word got around that the laser was going to launch in 3 days, Agent Giraffe found out and he saw this was his chance. All he had to do was infiltrate Sugar’s High Security Fortress.

The base towered twice as high as the Sky Tower with a giant reinforced iron door. This fortress was no stranger to barbed wire It’s covered in it, It’s even on the toilet. To get inside would be nearly impossible.

Once Agent Giraffe finished his plan to infiltrate the fortress he suited up he grabbed his Rough Tough Boots which he will use to get over the barbed wire. He grabbed his lightsaber to cut his way through the giant iron door.

Agent Giraffe set off to the fortress and in no time flat he arrived at the enormous fortress towering over him.

Agent Giraffe wasted no time on getting inside he grasped his lightsaber from his belt and forced it into the iron door *SHHCK* Agent Giraffe cut a large circle in the door for him to get through. As he thought barbed wire was scattered across the floor so Agent Giraffe slipped on his Rough Tough Boots and skipped across the barbed wire with ease.

He came up to a door and heard Sugar moronically screeching on about his laser to Servant. Agent Giraffe knew this was the room, he took a deep breath and pushed open the door.

It was a giant open room shaped like a dome with a single pedestal in the centre with a red button on top of it. So Agent Giraffe walked up to the button and pulled all the wires out of it and reversed the code so that the laser will make the world better again.

“YOU!” screamed Sugar. “YOU ARE THE ONE TRYING TO STOP ME!”. Agent Giraffe backed up and slammed his hoof onto the button. “NOOOOO!”.

Those were Sugars last words, everyone in the city became normal again but Sugar had so much bad in him he never turned back to normal.

5 Useful Story Starters

5 Useful Story Starters

1. As if from nowhere a creature appeared at the cabin door, holding a dagger in the left hand. In the right hand was a giant clump of flesh smothered in blood.

2. If time could stand still or even go backwards, I would stop my brother from doing my dangerous dare. He had to drive of a bank on a quad bike and see what happened.

3. I looked up at the stars, I could’ve sworn I saw a UFO. Im not sure though I haven't had a drink in a while.

4. Something brushed against me under the water, I knew I wasn't alone suddenly something wrapped round my leg. It was slimey and slippery.

5. Have you ever woken up to pitch black and feel the presence of something or someone watching over you?

Setting Description

Westpac Stadium

The leafy green grass stretches across the stadium floor lined with blinding white lines marking the pitch. The odd KFC advertisements painted on the grass, the crazy fans sit in the saffron seats wearing bizarre costumes to support their team.

Some men were topless with letters on their chest spelling out ‘Phoenix’ others wear KFC buckets on their heads with eye holes cut out so they can see the tense match.

As soon as nightfall draws near, the sparkling floodlights slowly illuminate the pitch patch by patch.

As half-time starts the players rush off pitch, panting like dogs, to towel off and get hydrated as the fans disappear to buy the disgusting smelling KFC.

As the players come jogging back onto the pitch the fans roar things at the players like ‘YOU GOT THIS’

Grandma

Grandma

Grandma is a crook. Grandma was raised in London with a strong British accent, but she now lives in Manchester. Grandma loves to attend church every Sunday .She has lifeless white hair like a piece of string. Half moon spectacles perch just in front of her blazing caramel eyes on top of her disfigured nose. She repeatedly wears the same vibrant aged clothes that look nearly twice as old as her.

She has a very mindful son that is filthy rich. Every month he takes her on pricey cruise ships across the tropical ocean in Fiji. He always buys the finest for his mother because that’s what she adores. The ticket he buys gives them air conditioning with free snacks and drinks. Whenever she has to depart from the ship she grabs all the snacks and wine in reach to cram them into her purse.

The Wanderer

The Wanderer

I'm patiently sitting among the mystical misty mountains. The wind talks to me as the moss clings to my feet. My master is after the rod I contain it is engraved with mysterious symbols, the rod is made of gnarled wood I,m not sure what It's abilities are.  Every now and again the valley below me gobbles loose rocks into the deep belly that is unseen.  

Spanish Flu Warning

Spanish Flu

Are YOU coughing and sneezing?

Do YOU have nausea or diarrhea?

Are YOU turning blue and finding it hard to breathe?

You Have Spanish Flu

Get to your nearest hospital before it's too late!!

Don’t end up like these guys!              ↑↑↑↑

Ant LIfe Cycle

The Ant Life Cycle

This is the life cycle of the normal ant Not the worker or the queen so the ant will live for 6-10 weeks.

The first stage of the ant is obviously the egg. It doesn’t do much. But that's on the outside. On the inside the larvae is forming. The one millimetre egg after 7-14 days the egg hatches into a small larvae.

The larvae has no legs and no eyes. The larvae molts many times as it get larger. After the larvae reaches a certain size the larvae spins a silk like cocoon around itself. It has turned into a pupa.

During this time the pupa metamorphoses (changes). Eventually the small yellow ants emerge as its exoskeleton hardens.

The ant lives for another 6-10 weeks until the life cycle starts all over again.